Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.