Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

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What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.