You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
A gambler might lose.
Your mom never gave me reddit gold.
the unemployment line.
Two test-tickles.
Because he can't even.
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
He's an orphan.
Self raising.
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
Son "Having an adopted son."
He wanted to get a long little doggy
A niece slapper.