Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

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Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.