Whats the difference between you and an...

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.