Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."