Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."