Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.