Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein