Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein