Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein