Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.