Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein