What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What do you call a flying bagel?

A plane bagel.

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.