What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why are pirates so popular?

A: They just arrrr.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.