What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian get?

A broken nose.

What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light