What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones