What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.