Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.