Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.