What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"