What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.