What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.