What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.