What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm