What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.