What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.