What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!