What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...