What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...