What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard