Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

Tan Gent Jokes More Tan Gent Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.