Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Tan Gent Jokes More Tan Gent Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.