Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Tan Gent Jokes More Tan Gent Jokes

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.