Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !