Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Ahmed Jokes More Ahmed Jokes

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up