Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up