Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up