Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up