Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up