Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly