How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!