How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!