How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"