Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

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What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.