What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals