What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.