What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.