What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!