What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.