What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are: