What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?