Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.