Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.