Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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You're my brother in arms!"

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."