Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

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I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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Oh you know... stuff...

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Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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A: Down in the mouth!

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Depends

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Depends..

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

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A. Engineers.

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Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

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Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!