Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

deleted

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to