Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

deleted

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

deleted

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!