Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Who characters?

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Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance