What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.