What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

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Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.