What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.