A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
She puts in in the microwave.
C: PU!
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Well, one's a cunning runt...
He punches the bucket
Punch them in the hands.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
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