What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman without an sshole?

A: Divorced

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.