What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs