What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.