What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.