What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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I'm falling for you.

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The Easter Blarney!

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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A Leper-Con

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.