Leper Con Jokes

What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder?

A Leper-Con

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What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.