Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar