Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar