Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.