Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar