Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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A Robber Ducky!

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.