Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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At a mars bar !

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.