Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget