Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.