Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East?

A Moooooslim!!

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...