What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!