What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)