What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)