Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Allahu Snackbar Jokes More Allahu Snackbar Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam