Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Antarctica Jokes More Antarctica Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

Granny Jokes More Granny Jokes

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)