Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Granny Jokes More Granny Jokes

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.