Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.