Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide