Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush