Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

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What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda