What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Because they cantaloupe...

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They cantaloupe.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.