What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna