What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."