What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.