What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?