What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

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It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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Marriage, you wanna