Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.