Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.