Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe