Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.