Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.