Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.