Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.