Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.