Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.