Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe