Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.