Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe