What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.