What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.