Jog Jokes

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.