Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.