Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.