Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.