What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

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What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.