What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.