What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit