What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.