What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?

Mt. Rushmore

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.