What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling