What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.