What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.