What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.