What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.