What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.