What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !