What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk