What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.