What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What can happen when a car breaks down?

A woman's car breaks down on a busy highway. She manages to ease it over to the shoulder and gets out and opens the trunk. Immediately two men clothed only in trench coats leap out and begin to open and close their coats, exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. Pretty soon a police officer stops. "What's going on here?" the cop asks. "My car just broke down," the woman responds. "NO, I mean those two guys," the cop continues. "Oh," the woman replies, "they're just my emergency flashers."