What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.