What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.