What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk