What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get