What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station