What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !