What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station