What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !