Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.