Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station