How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top