How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top