How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Previous Random Joke Next

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !