How do you weigh a Hipster?

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What about Instagram?

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.