How do you weigh a Hipster?

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.