How do you weigh a Hipster?

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How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.