Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
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A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
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Princess Aurorasaurus
Princess Arielephant
Because they can weigh things by eye man.
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
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Somewhere over a rainbow...
It weighed too much for its scales !
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
A lamingTON!
At a whale weigh station
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
No weigh...
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
Because they have their own scales!
Your mom.
On Whale Weigh Scales.
A horses shadow!
A whale-weigh station!
A skeleTon
Somewhere over the rainbow.
It weighs *Won-ton*
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
King Kong's shadow.
At the whale weigh station of course.
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
Kim Jong Un.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
It's scales !
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
An elephant's shadow !
Because they have their own scales.
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.
Buried in the third page of google search results.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
The devil has standards.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
He said : "Nah amine"
Curses! Foil again!"
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
Light blue.
One has cubs
A bi-polar bear.
