What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.