What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!