What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.