What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!