What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get