What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.