What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.