What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip