What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs