What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!