What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.