Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.