Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor