What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.