A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
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Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Michael Jackson
They're always cutting lines
Nobody likes the black ones.
The blonde has a higher sperm count.
3
A Gorilla
Just one hair.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Because it's traveling light!
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Phantom panes.
Oh it doesn't really matter.
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
A tattoo.
Cancer
Amanda the table!
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
