A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
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Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Michael Jackson
Giving the pope an errection
One child in ten buckets.
Dry Humour.
He goes to the Evans
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
A punchline
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Because his mother was in a jam.
Because all his friends Argon.
woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs
Their odds of winning are the same
She told people to stop patronizing her.
People could see right through him.