Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Small Bag Jokes More Small Bag Jokes

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"