Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.