Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.