Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.