Patronize Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.