Patronize Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.